• Conversation with my mother on the phone:
  • Me: What's the length of the satay sticks* you bought?
  • Mum: Erm...50 cm.
  • Me: Really? They sell satay sticks that long??
  • Mum: Yes, in packs of 100, they're the same ones you used before.
  • Me: What?? Are you sure? can you measure them again??
  • Mum: I'm measuring them now using the ruler on your table!
  • Me: Oh my god, don't tell me you're using the triangle one.
  • Mum: Yes I am!
  • Me: -FACEPALM-
  • *Bamboo skewers