February 2012
6 posts
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
bi-sou:
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
halibut raw beef wellington raw
raw raw raw does no-one know how to cook?
I hate Valentines day
That is all.
Fuck Yeah Fitspiration: Roommate discussions →
fuckyeahfitspiration:
My roommate, a lovely fast-food eating size two wearing girl, recently asked me an interesting question. She said, “How is it that you can eat so healthy and work out so much but we still don’t have the same body type?”
Normally, this question would have offended me. Like, you’re calling me fat…
January 2012
42 posts
So, in the eyes of Mainland Chinese people, Hong... →
asharpbflat:
Apparently telling a child off for eating in trains is the fuse to spark this “war” between China and HK.
Mainland Chinese people set foot in the land of Hong Kong, they have the responsibility to follow the Hong Kong’s law. Not eating in trains. As simple as that. I understand people don’t want to admit their wrong doings. But who the fuck is this fucking random guy to sit in...
Conversation with my mother on the phone:
Me: What's the length of the satay sticks* you bought?
Mum: Erm...50 cm.
Me: Really? They sell satay sticks that long??
Mum: Yes, in packs of 100, they're the same ones you used before.
Me: What?? Are you sure? can you measure them again??
Mum: I'm measuring them now using the ruler on your table!
Me: Oh my god, don't tell me you're using the triangle one.
Mum: Yes I am!
Me: -FACEPALM-
*Bamboo skewers
CANNOT SEE PAPER
NEED A HAIRCUT.
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MARRIAGE OF FIGARO
JUST GOT TICKETS FOR NEXT MONTH
FUCK FUCK FUCK YES :D
'Les Miserables' Movie: Taylor Swift As Eponine,... →
I love taylor swift and all but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
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procrastinatingggg
i don’t want to write the last 200 words of my history essay.
seriously considering digging up old choir scores and harmonising with myself with the help of garage band. wooop!
TIL
that i’m a maaassive yoga snob =\
December 2011
43 posts
